Resolutions

Some New Years Resolutions sent to us by some of our listeners

1. I’m so excited for the new year. Unfortunately, I don’t have any resolutions to make since I’m already perfect. Colt Riner

2. Here’s a new year wish from a wise fellow asking you to donate more of your wealth so they can be spent by the right hands. Happy new year! Kristy Hartle

3. Happy new year! This year may finally realize that real fun in life comes from real people, not from the virtual ones. Have a great year! Arty Moore

4. I will start washing my hands after I use the restroom. Happy New Year. Ellen Downer

5. To lose weight this year, I will stop buttering my donuts. Sandra Dee

6. My resolution is to pay off my credit cards every month in full . . . with my other credit cards. Marty Cuples

Have a New Years Resolution? Send it to us at middayextravaganza@yahoo.com and we will try to use it either on the air or on this blog.

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